Sometimes known as Puerto Vallarta’s Garden of Eden. Las Caletitas is, pure and simple, a tropical paradise beach hideaway. Rich in local wildlife and filled with scenic vistas, this secluded nature preserve is a utopia unlike any other. This is why Bearadise® has chosen this location for its exclusive, clothing optional, gay beach parties.
“I chose this location because it was the perfect venue for the concept that I had in mind,” says Christian Serrano, CEO of Bearadise® Mexico, “Many people don’t know, but this venue used to be Paco’s Paradise back the 90’s and early 2000’s. It already had a sexy energy, so I wanted to bring it back and take it to the next level.”
This is your chance to escape the civility of civilization and become your own modern-day version of Robinson Crusoe or a bear in the wild. The best part, you get to choose how to enjoy your experience. You may desire pure relaxation, which is easy to do in the hammocks area, kicking back on a beach bed or thrilling exploration on our infamous cruisy jungle trails.
There is frolicking on the beach, a swim in the refreshing waters of the Pacific or simply copping some rays on a chaise. If you are feeling sporty, there’s snorkeling equipment to check out all the colorful fish and marvel at the underwater wonders or get your oars in the water aboard a kayak or on a paddle board. Animal ambassador Rex, a sea lion, will be there for a meet, greet and kisses. A great opportunity for a priceless selfie. Use your sense of adventure because our beach parties are for you to create.
Explore the Jungle
Half the fun of hanging out at Bearadise® Beach is getting there, since it is only accessible by boat. Simply hop on our modern and comfortable catamaran. The journey begins at the stunning Los Muertos Pier. We travel south of Puerto Vallarta for about an hour and you will notice almost immediately that you are leaving the busy city behind.
Live it up and savor a cocktail, beer or non-alcoholic beverage from the open bar. The mixologists will be pouring lively libations during your cruise. This is an opportune time to mix and mingle with your fellow bears and bear lovers. You might meet your husbear, a new BFF or the cuddle bear of your dreams.
All of our events feature world class, high energy DJs from all over the globe. They have a repertoire of mixes, remixes and awesome tracks to keep you moving while on our catamaran and at the event at Bearadise® Beach. They all have an eclectic range of dance music that will keep the party going until it is time to get off, one way or another 😉
DJ Matt Consola
Once we hit the dock, you’ll be blown away by the natural beauty of the beach nestled in front of the Sierra Madre Mountains, making it a truly secluded, tropical sanctuary. The anticipation grows as you walk down the jetty and our very sexy teddy bear greets you, while our staff members provide everyone with welcome drinks. You will begin to take in the full scope of what lies ahead. It’s time to find your perfect spot for all sorts of epic fun.
Las Caletitas is large and terraced, so everyone is not crowded in one area. Swim out of the Pacific onto the beach and from here take one of several sets of steps to a hammock and palapa terrace or a beach bed platform. You can also go higher yet to the sets of tables and chairs and continue further to the jungle trails to discover some wild beasts. Whether you want full sun or shady spots, they are all there for you to appreciate.
There is plenty of place to mix and mingle including ample seating for the Mexican feast, which includes an open bar. Sip into something comfortable like Passion Fruit, Strawberry or Lime Margaritas, Mojitos, Sex on the Beach (the drink 😉) Long Island Iced Teas, Rose Kennedys, or how about the traditional cocktails including: Bloody Mary, Tom Collins, Mai Thai, Strawberry Daiquiri, Gin & Tonic, Screwdriver or a Rum and Coke, you get the idea. We also have white and red wine and Corona and Pacifico beers, plus non-alcoholic libations.
Some of the delicacies at the buffet include a fruit bar, grilled veggies, guacamole, Mexican rice, beans, sour cream, salsas and hot sauces, crispy cheese quesadillas and hot off the bbq grill is chicken, arrachera and chorizo, plus there’s a delicious dessert bar. Savor the flavors for around three hours. All the activities will work up an appetite.
On our playground for a Bearadise® Beach event, there’s our glorious Go-Go Bears. The beefy boys are there to entertain you and get you in the mood to dance and other dirty delights. The music thumps and our scantily clad eye candy swings their wares and shakes their hairy booties. The energy goes up a notch when they are performing. They are adorable, sexy and feisty all at the same time.
We add to all this delicious friction by welcoming world renowned adult film stars. Bearadise® was the first to feature this type of entertainment in Puerto Vallarta. It is time to embark on this sexual adventure. The live shows are definitely erotic and amazingly intense. Hundreds of bear and bear admirers will be clapping and cheering. It’s a loaded mess of a good time by being creative, fun and entertaining as hell.
“You will experience complete physical freedom, a place to explore and make your fantasies and desires a reality,” says Christian, “You will be able to get a charge out of and revel in the excitement of seeing live sex performances. We have hosted the King of Daddies Rocco Steel, PJ Knox, Teddy Torres, the RR Bears, Riley Mitchel, just to name a few. When the sun goes down, our guests will experience the visual spectacle of our amazing laser light show. The bottom line is that everybody will feel the famous Bearadise® vibe and we cannot wait to provide this to all who come join us.”
There’s never a bad beach day and Bearadise® beach is ours alone for our events. You won’t come across cars, street lights, a sea of beach umbrellas or judgement. This is a safe space for our bear and bear lovers’ community. We love every body and everybody’s body. No shame.
Bears are a big part of the gay community and we come with more stereotypes, misconceptions and complexities than you can shake a….stick at. The bears are arguably one of the friendliest and most inclusive groups of gay men, especially when it comes to appearance and body image and we celebrate all of that at Bearadise® Beach.
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